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FYI: Trying to make an appointment but can’t find an opening?
March 15, 2015
If you are trying to schedule an appointment with me but can't find an opening, email email@example.com; we'll see what we can work out. Also, if you have an emergency and can't get an appointment soon enough, again, write me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I do not work over the Internet/email/or instant messages; I work by appointment only. A brief description of your situation will suffice and the rest we can discuss during our session. Thanks for understanding.