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FORTUNE COOKIE SAY WHAT?™ 2015 ANNUAL CHINESE ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS. ALL ANIMALS. FREE. FORTUNE COOKIE INCLUDED!

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Rita’s fortune cookie CRAZY! She’s giving it AWAY. All the cookies you want! Lottery numbers included. Just kidding. But you can hire Rita to pick those for you, too. Hear the story about Rita picking the winner of the Kentucky Derby? Don’t ask the lady who forgot Rita’s advice. Eh… True — true story. Oh well. Money can’t buy happiness — buys convenience. But it doesn’t buy love and it can’t buy RITA!

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2015 TAROT-TORTURE™ ALL SIGNS. LIVE LONGER.

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Hey! Uranus-Pluto waxing square — we’re coming up on the seventh of seven, folks! And, guess what? IT’S COMING UP ON ECLIPSE SEASON! That will be the family of four major eclipses of 2015 in Aries-Libra and Virgo-Pisces. Let me break it down: WATCH MY VIDEOS. THEY ARE FREE. THEY ARE UP. Come get your hot and ready pizza–I mean, TAROT-TORTURE™. Why? Because I LOVE YOU.

God bless!

2015 tarot reading for all astrology signs for all 12 months! Visit http://RitaYanez.com/schedule-tarot/ for a tarot card reading by Rita personally. Happy New Year–it’s going to be a great one!

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