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FORTUNE COOKIE SAY WHAT?™ 2015 ANNUAL CHINESE ASTROLOGY PREDICTIONS. ALL ANIMALS. FREE. FORTUNE COOKIE INCLUDED!0
Rita’s fortune cookie CRAZY! She’s giving it AWAY. All the cookies you want! Lottery numbers included. Just kidding. But you can hire Rita to pick those for you, too. Hear the story about Rita picking the winner of the Kentucky Derby? Don’t ask the lady who forgot Rita’s advice. Eh… True — true story. Oh well. Money can’t buy happiness — buys convenience. But it doesn’t buy love and it can’t buy RITA!